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Can’t Explain

The claim was loud.
The evidence was not.

A hall of ridiculous claims: accusations that arrived at full volume, pinned to the original source and a timestamped receipt. The joke is the gap.

Can’t Explain is the noisy sibling of a quieter rule. Over at the Ministry of Doubt the line is: suspicion is not proof, and authority isn’t either. Here we keep the same rule and apply it to the claims that arrive already shouting.

Walk the hall How a receipt works

Pinned

From the hall

Derangement Featured 2026

The oppression they’re putting us through

We’re just fighting against the oppression and racism that they’re putting us through and we’re making a change against all these racists and deranged people all throughout Australia.

Oppression arrived fully formed. The incident did not.

Pauline Hanson ABC News

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Puppet Featured 2026

Bought out by Gina, bought out by coal

I think she’s bought out by Gina Rinehart, she’s bought out by coal industries.

A puppet usually has strings. This one came with a rally and a first name.

Pauline Hanson The Guardian

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No evidence required Featured 2026

Those kinds of choices

People of a different race shouldn’t lose their rights. And queer people have already had a lot of issues with fighting for their rights, and if that gets taken away too, that’s not OK.

The rights were going. The bill was not produced.

Pauline Hanson The Guardian

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All entries

The unit of work

Claim. Source. Receipt. Caption.

  1. The claim — the accusation, quoted or clearly marked as a paraphrase.
  2. The source — original URL and date. If you cannot open it, it is not in the hall.
  3. The receipt — a file committed to this repo, so Git is the timestamp.
  4. The caption — one or two sentences of observational humour. Not a second smear.

Launch themes: Hanson Derangement Syndrome, “Gina’s Puppet”, and “No Evidence Required” — then anything else that fits the same shape.

Same family

Show me the evidence